Monday — February 8th, 2010
Most people have heard about the Mars Face, that image supposedly showing a humanoid face on the surface of Mars taken by the Viking Orbiter. What most people don’t know is the Gorilla Monument near the Lunar South Pole. I think this is proof positive that the Great Apes were once a civilized society that discovered how to leave the Earth and visit our closest celestial neighbor. Perhaps they had a great war or some other catastrophe occurred to revert them to a less evolved species. That is a matter of conjecture, but what isn’t is an obvious “ape-made” structure, or monument honoring some unknown great ape from a distant past, constructed on the moon by intelligent primates.
Credit: NASA 2009
As you can see in the above NASA photo from the LCROSS mission showing the Lunar South Pole with the major craters titled, there in the red circle I drew to show you this forgotten tribute, is the unmistakable image of a gorilla. You have to tilt your head a little to the right, but if you still can’t see it, let me show you the image rotated to the left with titles showing the main facial features.
Perhaps NASA officials knew of this feature and was sending the LCROSS, not to find water, but to discover if there was any further evidence of a Primate Lunar Base. Is this also why so many nations now want to return to the moon? Do they know of the secrets hidden away at the Lunar South Pole Gorilla Base? What window to that ancient and distant primate past will it open when humans return there and explore this region? Stay tuned as more information is discovered!
I don’t know about you, but I absolutely love the site peopleofwalmart.com. I usually go there once a day to catch up on all the folks I would potentially see if I ever happened to darken the door of a Walmart. Today, while paging through the pictures, I nearly spewed my Mountain Dew all over my laptop when I saw a picture under the title “Belly Buster.” It’s the WALRUS! In the FLESH! Shopping at WALMART! LOL…guess he traded up from his pickup truck spaceship for a Lincoln Towncar…unless that is his vehicle of choice when he is not busy guest starring in my comic. It’s him! Right down to his too small orange tank and black helmet hat! Sure, he has a jacket on and shorts, but it’s his day off.
I should have a contest to have you, my readers, find pictures of the Walrus on line and send me a link so I can put them in a section of this site…you know, one of those “Separated at Birth” kinda deals. Heck, send me pictures you find on the interwebs of photos you think look like any of my characters. I’ll take a look at them, and if I think they do indeed look like that character, I’ll send a signed sketch of that character to the person who sent it to me! And just to be specific, don’t send me a picture of a lizard for Bob, a dog for Max, etc., they need to have at least a passing resemblance to the character.
Grampa Thrashes the Asphalt While Breathing Easily
I still sit down and read the local newspaper on a daily basis. Today, I saw something in a supplement that made me chuckle. It is the Boomer Times, written by Boomers, for Boomers, sounding just like when Grampa lectures you on how it was back in “his day.” It’s chocked full of useful tips like “How to Order Comfortable Shoes” and “Top Ten Early Bird Restaurants” and the ever golden “Stay Off My Lawn!” On page 19 of the October issue, I came across an ad for the AirSep Portable Oxygen Regenerator and I just shook my head at the second picture on the right side showing savvy seniors using this device. Now I know they are trying to say that 80 is the new 50, but come on, Grampa, use your head! Sure you have your knee pads and elbow pads and your handy oxygen device, but where is your helmet?! That’s really sticking it to the man, Grampa! Who needs a stinkin’ helmet when wobbling about on your grandson’s skateboard? He may break his hip and crack his skull wide open throwing a shower of fine powdered dust into the air when his melon splits in two, but he will not have to worry about his oxygen supply! That is, unless he cracks his head open on it!
In today’s Sunday ads for Target, they had a section for The Beatles Rockband for the XBox 360 along with a wireless guitar you could purchase to play along. Unfortunately, they failed miserably with the copy along side the guitar in question.
The mockguitar is not a Rickenbacker 325, it is most definitely a Hofner bass which Paul McCartney famously played for the band.
THIS is a Rickenbacker 325 (a Rickenbacker 325C64 to be exact, which John Lennon played in 1964 with The Beatles).
This is clearly a FAIL, Target!
Oh how the political parade never ends! For eight years, Democrats had to listen to Republicans cry out that if you didn’t listen to the President, you were a traitor. You were either with them or against them and it was unpatriotic to say anything bad against W. Now, the pendulum swings the other way and a Democrat is now in the office of President of the United States. Now it is the Republicans who are turning the other way and saying to not listen to the President. They are the ones keeping their kids out of school for fear they will be “brainwashed” by Obama when he talks to their children from the White House. They are the ones not wanting their kids to hear Obama speak about taking charge of their education and setting goals to meet to make sure they learn as much as they can to make themselves a better person. What happened to the mantra they said for eight years about not listening to the President makes you a traitor and unpatriotic? Yes, do not listen to Mr. Obama, keep yourself from taking charge of your education. Parents are saying that they don’t think their kids should be told what to do by the President, that it is THEIR job to do that. Yes, parents of the United States, you are doing a bang-up job raising your kids. Kids aren’t kids for very long these days, are they? And their education is the worst it has been in decades.
So when the Republicans get back into office, and it will happen as our choices are always one from column A or one from column B, will they once again jump on Democrats as being unpatriotic and traitors when they speak out against the elected official? It will be right up there with death and taxes, inevitable. But for now, please, practice what you preach and realize that you do live in a country that permits you the freedom to speak out on whomever occupies the highest office in the land and that you many not always have someone from your team at the plate to bat. If that is the case, remember, we are all humans on the same team, floating on a chunk of rock in space, orbiting a star on an outer arm of a large galaxy, doomed to be swallowed by another galaxy in a few million years. Our lives are so infinitesimally short compared to that enormous span of time. So in the grand scheme of things relax, chill out and take a deep breath. The pendulum will swing the other way soon enough. Lather, rinse, repeat.
