Archive for May 11th, 2010

Police Search For Cartoonists’ Missing Beard

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Local police were called to the home of Willow’s Grove cartoonist Karl Kleese after a report of his beard gone missing. “I just stepped out of the shower and looked in the mirror and noticed it was just gone! All that was left was my bare bulbous chin and a soul patch. I’m devastated!” The officer made his report and muttered something under his breath this reporter could not understand with the exception of the words “crazy cartoonists.” Stay tuned for further details!